Thursday, May 18, 2006

Lindsay Lohan has a "Fire Crotch"




According to looser slash piece of shit Brandon Davis, L.Lo has a fire crotch Whatever the fuck that means. Brandon and Parisite Hilton are seen here being tailed by Paparazzi down a Hollywood street. Shithead #2 (Brandon) is obviously drunk out of his mind, or in typical Hollywood fashion, coked up.

Shithead (Brandon) goes on to say that her "Clitoris is 7 feet long" and even goes on to say that Wilmer Valderamma is in a "Mariachi Band" Paris is seen laughing, and encouraging him, while her publicist walks along! What the Fuck? Why did he not slap the shit out her and stop her and atleast try to protect his client from being involved?



If anyone has a firecrotch it would be Herpes infested cum bucket Parisite Hilton! What pisses me off even more is that Perez Hilton disses Brandon on his blog over the incident, yet leaves his "cuz" Parisite, out of it! I'm a fan of his site, but I think Perez is selling out to this talentless slutbag.

Perez...CALL HER OUT and keep it real!

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