Monday, August 28, 2006

Nicole Richie weight timeline



Just when I was getting excited about my twin's recovery, I saw this video. It's a video time line of Nicole's weight decline. It's set to a song about eating disorders...watch it for yourself and leave your comments.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Lionel Richie makes a comeback

L train is back at it again, and his new video "I Call It Love" stars my twin, Nicole Richie. The song is just okay, but its pretty cool to see Nicole in the video alongside her father looking flawless.

Looking at: Eyebrows

This season's hottest trend is the full eyebrow. Don't fret if you went overboard and went a little tweezer happy. Here are some some products that I have tried, and can say that give amazing results:



More Brows
by ModelCo is to eyebrows what extentions are to hair. It's a clear gel based product with hair like particles that "fill" in and thicken eyebrows. This is great for over plucking and waxing mistakes. Its super easy to use, and can be removed just as easily.


Powder based fillers are also great for a more defined look with out making you look like overdone. Here's what I've been using:





Stilla's Brow Set. This also works really well, but it must be applied with the right brush. Warning: Do NOT scrimp and try to use your fingers or just any ole' brush. You must use an angled brush that is just made for eyebrows. Trust me, this will make a difference in your final result.

Stilla also makes a double sided brow bush, that I suggest getting.



Play around with your makeup, and make sure that no matter what products you use, that you never look underdone.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Never trust a pretty face


Cindy Crawford is about to anger a lot of women out there. Why? Because she's full of shit. She endorses her Meaningful Beauty anti aging creams when in fact, she's been hitting up the plastic surgeon.
For the past 11 years, while promoting her Meaningful Beauty range, the 40-year-old super model has had treatments of Botox and vitamin and collagen injections.

The startling confession - in a magazine interview out today - will surprise the hundreds of thousands of woman who have bought her products, and may leave many feeling somewhat cheated.
SHAM!

The article gets even juicier with Cindy HERSELF admitting
"I have a very simple, healthy life, which works miracles. I drink a lot of water, watch what I eat and exercise. But I owe the quality of my skin to my cosmetic surgeon"


Whatever, I'm too tired to think about this now... Karma's a bitch, and gravity will get her eventually.

Naughty AND Nice


The Lace & Leather Satchel by Valentino is HOT. Its the kind of bag that looks great paired up with jeans and can transition with your dressier looks.

Its a little playful, yet chic at the same time. The detailing is amazing, with real lace on buffalo leather, giving it a vintagey feel to it. Definitely worth the splurge.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Soooooooooooooooooooo Tired.






Dear Mariah:

I don't care WHAT your stylist/friend/sister/mother/brother/coke dealer tells you... YOU CANNOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE LOOKING LIKE A HOT MESS. Period. especially if you're an international superstar. What the hell are you thinking? I can't stress this enough. This outfit looks like shit. There's no pizaaz, no flair, no Mariah attitude!!! Where's the fun?

Mariah, sorry to say this, but you look like you just rolled out of your bed and hoped onto to stage. Not a good look.


I've seen so many promo pics of you in the same tired outfit. GIVE IT A REST. When fans come to a show (especially at Madison Square Garden), they want to see the works. So put a little effort into it and give us what we want, because this outfit is NOT cutting it. Represent girl! I know you can do better. But this is simply Horrendous.


xoxo
PDFTM.

B's going naked. In Japan.





The infamous Britney Spears nude Harper's Bazaar's cover shot will appear in ad's for Japanese Harper's Bazaar and plastered all over their subway system. Britney's photoshopper was working overtime because this picture is pretty flawless...Much like the original pregnant magazine cover model Demi Moore. But seriously...where are the stretch marks?

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Paris actually reads


News flash. Parasite Hilton has feelings, and guess what? It makes her cry when she reads that she's
"is just an overused human condom," "Paris is like a fart in a mitten. You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it," and "Would you please drop over dead or commit suicide you damn slut."
Whatever.

According to TMZ, Paris apparently knows how to read and *gasp* is actually hurt by the comments posted on the site that are "very hurtful" and make her "cry".

Thats funny... it's a little thing called Karma. Bitch. Brilliant!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

I soooo want one


Sony Ericsson just introduced a line of z6120i phones yesterday, and I must get my hands on one. (Although I'm pretty happy with my Treo). I love the fun colors, and the 2.0 mega pixel camera (the selling point for me) a step up from the Rzr phone.

I'd use this phone to take pictures in places you're not supposed to have camera (like Barney's). But if you wan't you're hands on this one, you'll have wait because it's not even available on this side of the pond.

Paris Hilton's new album makes people cry


Including herself. But when I cry, I'm not crying because I'm thinking
Wow, this is really so amazing! I Can't believe it's Paris Hilton. Um, NO. Actually...


I'm thinking This is horrendous, my ears feel like they're about to bleed. Why is she famous again?


Maybe she could pull this shit off in Germany or Japan, but I won't be spending any of my money on the heirhead, let alone take the time to actually download her album.


I'll Pass.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...


"Osama bin Laden, the mastermind of terror group al-Qaeda, was such a fan of singer Whitney Houston that he considered marriage and having her husband Bobby Brown killed."
Seriously. You just can't make this shit up.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Almost there...


Katie Holmes is beginning to once again resemble a human being. Here she is stepping out this week looking half descent. The skinny jeans are amazing, and I love the shoes! The hair looks a little limp, and that shirt is shitatious.

B's Slippin

Beyonce gets ghetto on Rihanna's ass and threatens her via song... Ring The Alarm is supposedly all about her man Jay Z's philandering ways and Beyonce's master plan to kick her ass! Beyonce not only looks like a psychotic freak with Parkinson's, her hair is out of control. I understand that hell hath no fury like a woman scored, but Beyonce looks horrendous! Down grade.


Wednesday, August 16, 2006

When Paris parties...



Everybody comes.

Ugly fashion bitch


The fashion shows are taking over, and I'm not talking about Marc Jacobs...

I'm talking about "Ugly Betty", ABC's new show coming this fall. Ugly Betty is a rip off, or should I say adaptation, of the tevenovela hit "Betty La Fea", the story of an ugly fashion assistant.

Don't know why, but I'm not completely sold on this just yet... But then again, I think Desperate Housewives sucks and Eva Longoria is overrated.

As a former fashion assistant, I know the kind of shit that goes down behind the scenes, so I'm a bit of a skeptic. Watching these kinds of shows is sort of like a Doctor watching E.R. except the only casualties here, are the fashion victims.

No es amor...
















Celebrity sighting of the day...Frankie J. (lucky me?) at the office.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Reporting Live From Olympus Fashion Week...

I just registered for my New York Fashion Week Credentials!!! I'll be covering most of the shows (and after parties!) with the Fashion News Live crew!

You better believe I'll be taking lots and lots of pictures and sharing them and all the scoop with you sexy bitches!