How long will this last?

Although Paris Hilton is a skank hoe, she apparently paid enough attention in kindergarten to learn all the words to Happy Birthday. Here she is for lack of a better word, dare I say *Gasp* singing at Hugh Hefners 80th birthday party.


I LOVE THE 80'S
Speaking of talentless fools, check out this oldie but goodie...



AND IN CASE YOU FORGOT...

Here's Jamie Foxx as we all remember (don't front!)



Jamie Foxx will always be Wanda to me! Word up, Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

Janice Dickinson is a crazy bitch.

And oh do I love her! Check this picture of Janice from yesterday's Hollywood event for her new modeling agency Janice Dickinson Models. Not only has this diva hopped on the Myspace wagon, but she's teaming up with Oxygen and filming an upcoming reality show about the startup of her agency.

If the Surreal life was any indication of just how crazy this bitch can get... I suggest you run out and get that Tivo if you don't already have it. And if you forgot just why J.Dick rocks, check out this clip:



"Does anybody need a haircut? A little trim with my butcher knife?" Nothing like a hotsupermodelhasbeenslahcomebackqueen and a butcher knife to get it crackin'.

Keep it coming J.Dick, I'm rooting for you!