Take them to school Naomi

DAMMIT Naomi, just when I thought I was over you, you pull this!




Work it out bitch!

Karma's finest hour

FACE it. As long as there are hero's (Sasha, Liya, Agyness) there will be Villains. Naomi Campbell hasn't been the face of purity lately, but she does look stunning in white. Naomi's community service diary will be featured in July's W magazine, along with the following spread shot by her homie, Steven Klein. A MUST READ.


Naomi's "it wasn't planned" attire for the last day of community service was beyond ridiculous and yes she put on a good show by holding her head her up high in a stunning couture gown. True to supermodel form...

She was a mess inside. Sometimea the prettiest people can hide the ugliest pain.

I would go on a tangent, but I'm sorta tired talking about Naomi Campbell (for now). Are you?

Karma at it's finest

Remember that little incident where Naomi Campbell "accidentally" cracked her assistants head with her cell phone for allegedly stealing a pair of her jeans? Well, justice has (finally) been served and Ms. Campbell will begin her five day community service tomorrow. Naomi will be doing some heavy duty cleaning including mopping up floors at Manhattan's Pier 36.

Ah, the tangeled web we weave... I'd PAY to see this.

Check out this hysterical recreation of the incident. Whoever did the voiceover for Naomi should win some sort of award. Pure craziness.

On a side note, Spring is right around the corner and I thought I'd give this blog a fresher "springy" look. Being the fabulous blogger that I am, I have been unable to figure out how to create a header. Can any of you darlings please help me out?

beautiful only on the outside

Naomi's coming to a screen near you...


Vogue UK is reporting that the trashionista will make a guest appearance on Ugly Betty play herself:

"I'll play a loony who loves to shop and can't find a man," she told CONTACTMUSIC.COM. "I like that sort of role." Naomi, who pleaded guilty to assaulting her housekeeper in a Manhattan court earlier this week, has undergone various anger management courses and said recently that she feels she is a target for people wanting to damage her reputation, will make her debut as a loon on the show later this year. Ugly Betty won two Golden Globes on Monday: Best Television Series and Best Performance By An Actress In A Television Series for lead actress America Ferrera.

Naomi playing a loony won't be too far from the truth. She really needs to retire and let the new "it" girls reign. I'd rather see Irina Lazareanu, Gemma Ward or Chanel Iman or even Janice Dickinson on the show.