Fashion Police

ACCORDING to Paris Hilton's bitch Perez Hilton, Parasite had a hair and makeup team arrive at her home before she was hancuffed and taken to her court appearence this morning. Special treatment? who her? noooooooooooooo.

Are you kidding me? Someone needs to call the fashion police on her ass. LOOK how dark her roots are! Bitch better pray that her "team" applied water proof mascara, because if justice is served, she'll be doing a lot of crying. EVERYONE REPEAT AFTER ME: mwahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaa!

sa sa sa saaaaaaaaaaaaaa sa sa sa sa sa sa saa!

Whose hotter? Bryanboy or Parasite?

Karma is a dish best served cold. EAT THAT!

Elliot Mintz, do you read my blog?

Nicole Richie On Paris, Enemas And Such

NICOLE Richie was on David Letterman last night and as usual, looked amazing! Sure she looks slightly dehydrated, but her dress is killer!

It really pisses me off when I hear celebrities complain about how hard they have it, or how its so annoying being famous, and run their mouths on how tough it is to be them... You want to know what really sucks? having to sit next to someone you despise at work who obviously has a HUGE coke problem and does nothing but sniffle all day and chews gum with her mouth open, and even got a nose bleed once but never noticed until I pointed it out, only to announce that she has "allergies" but little does she know, that I Miss Model Citizen, cannot even get through the day with out sneezing a few thousand times, and am allergic to everything, and mostly everyone...thus making me the "I know that's not an allergy victim but a coke whore" expert, but no there's no resentment here. I'm just sayin... Did Nicole look good or wha?

That dress is THE SHIZ. Will someone please tell me who the designer of this hotness?

Elizabeth Snead, do you read my blog?

You love me, you love me not...

I can't ever tell if these two are on or off. Apparently Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are back on frenemie status and filming The Simple Life 5. Although this isn't so fashion related, I felt like this preview clip was worth a view. Now on to the important stuff, and the subject matter at hand...Does anyone know who styles Nicole post Rachel Zoe?