Paris actually reads

News flash. Parasite Hilton has feelings, and guess what? It makes her cry when she reads that she's

"is just an overused human condom," "Paris is like a fart in a mitten. You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it," and "Would you please drop over dead or commit suicide you damn slut."

Whatever.

According to TMZ, Paris apparently knows how to read and *gasp* is actually hurt by the comments posted on the site that are "very hurtful" and make her "cry".

Thats funny... it's a little thing called Karma. Bitch. Brilliant!